If wishes were horses the beggers would ride.
Good One Liners

The lights are on but no one's home.
Meaningful Words

He is so bright his father calls him son.
Great One Liners

I need your help like a kangaroo needs a purse.
Nice Sayings

Ha, ha, that was a thigh slapper!
Popular Words

Just say charge it.
Coll Quotes

Eat your Cake and have it, too.

he's an animal, throw him some raw meat.

Been there… done that.

sink a shot ( basketball cliche ).

for love of country.

Early to bed and early to rise makes a man health, wealthy and wise.

exact same (whatever) as you.

what are you going to do for a face when the monkey wants his bum back?

there's more than one way to kill a cat than choking it with butter.

he who laughs last, laughs loudest (or, he who laughs last, last laughs).

you get nothing for free.

waiting always lasts long.

to be or not to be.

shot at and missed, hit on and hit.

two's a company, three's a crowd.

better to keep your mouth shut and let everyone think you're a fool…

damned if you do, damned if you don't.

Common sense is very uncommon.
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