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Don't worry that children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you
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There are no hopeless situations — only people who are hopeless about them
Daily Sayings

Trust but verify
Amazing Phrases

Wisdom is a comb given to a man once he is bald

Believe your beliefs and doubt your doubts

God alone is the judge of true greatness because He knows men's hearts

Everyone wants to go to Heaven, yet no one wants to die

Forgiveness is the best remedy for any injury

A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward

A conservative is a worshipper of dead radicals

A friend is someone who dances with you in the sunlight and walks beside you in the shadows

A penny will hide the biggest star in the universe if you hold it close enough to your eye

Before you point your fingers be sure your hands are clean

Butcher's window: Let me meat your needs

Cheerfulness is contagious, but don't wait to catch it from others. Be a carrier

He who has no Christmas in his heart will never find Christmas under a tree

Humans are like tea bags. They never realize their strength until they are put in hot water

If you give 100%, God will make up the difference!
If you haven't much education you must use your brain

It is hard to read a cartoon aloud

Lord, be merciful, shut me up when my life speaks so much louder than my words

Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe

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Just say charge it.
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winning isn't every thing, it's the only thing.

I'd rather be dead than red. (60's cliche).

The older the violin, the sweeter the music.
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got hosed (cheated).

QuotesWouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers!

liar, liar, pants on fire.

winning isn't the only thing, it's everything.

A mother's work is never done.
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If your head wasn't screwed on you'd lose that too.

SNAFU (situation normal, all fucked up).

life is a series of disappointments, followed by death.

truth is relative.

feeling bad is just a new sensation.

if today was a fish, I'd throw it back in the river.

signed, sealed and delivered.

Money talks bull shit walks.

If you can't beat them, join them.

QuotesA committee is a group of the unwilling, chosen from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.

No one would talk much in society if they knew how often they misunderstood others.
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A few strong instincts and a few plain rules

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Food is an important part of a balanced diet

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Can't never did anything but fail

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Real life seems to have no plots

Prudent, cautious self-control Is wisdom's root

None so blind as those that will not see

Patience and shuffle the cards.
Dieu et mon droit.
The soul is healed by being with children

The surest cure for vanity is loneliness

chasing geese

The ungovernable passion for wealth.
Praise the sea; on shore remain

A very pretty box with a bow but nothing inside

Lost time is never found again

The smaller the head, the bigger the dream

The thing I fear most is fear

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The idea is in my head to put it down is nothing
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Got one foot in the grave.
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Monkey see, monkey do.

how many ways can you skin a cat?

It was swept under the carpet.
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No hands (sports cliche).

Busier than a one-eyed cat watching two mouse holes.

make like a banana and split (go away).

he can be saddled (as in controlled).

QuotesIf a tree fell in the forest and no one was around, would it make a sound?
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Colder than a witches tit in a brass bra.

if you lie down with dogs, you rise up with fleas.

there are plenty more fish in the sea.

who cares about reasoning anyway.

every cloud has a silver lining.

if today was a fish, I'd throw it back in the river.

lay on, Macduff.

Another day, another dollar!

cat got your tongue?

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.

The uncommitted life isn't worth living.
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Art is running away without ever leaving home.
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Art is either plagiarism or revolution.

The first mistake of Art is to assume that it's serious.
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At night astronomers agree.

A child's attitude toward everything is an artist's attitude.
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And force them, though it was in spite Of Nature and their stars, to write.

Have you not heard the poets tell How came the dainty Baby Bell Into this world of ours?

Necessity never made a good bargain.

Nothing's beautiful from every point of view.
In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.

Thou beginnest better than thou endest. The last is inferior to the first.

The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it's so crowded.

It is always easier to believe than to deny. Our minds are naturally affirmative.

A benefit is estimated according to the mind of the giver.

Bigotry murders religion to frighten fools with her ghost.

Blame is safer than praise.

To heal divisions, to relieve the oppress'd, In virtue rich; in blessing others, bless'd.

Blushing is the colour of virtue.

A human being is an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

In difficult and hopeless situations the boldest plans are the safest.
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